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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 08:20

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Nintendo releases more Switch 1 game updates to improve Switch 2 compatibility - Nintendo Everything

So they tried

Then came..

Next, they tried...

Do you have pics of the wife making out with another guy?

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Forgotten in a collection, the discovery of this fossil presents a real problem for scientists as it doesn't belong to any known living family. - Farmingdale Observer

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good.

How do I become an intelligent man?

No go.

Nuts and Butts

share office space ...

Rare Red Sprites Captured Lighting up the Tibetan Night Sky Like Jellyfish-Shaped Firework - My Modern Met

Another attempt resulted in ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Thumbs down again.

Trump administration eyes stripping Columbia's accreditation - BBC

Hysterias & Posteriors

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Microsoft will finally stop bugging Windows users about Edge — but only in Europe - The Verge

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Unacceptable again!

What is the reason for The Acolyte (2024 series) having poor reception among Star Wars fans?

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

How Cocaine Hijacks the Brain - Neuroscience News

Still no good

Loons and Moons

They put up a sign reading

We've Finally Seen The Skyscraper Tsunami That Shook Earth For 9 Days - ScienceAlert

Just Forget it!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No way

Catatonics & High Colonics

Minds and Behinds

Freaks and Cheeks